Adding Egg to cheap Chicken Fried Rice
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The chinese food place that delivers to my apartment never puts egg in the chicken fried rice. Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I feel that there should be egg in my chicken fried rice. Perhaps, you may say, "It’s chicken fried rice. It’s not chicken egg fried rice." It’s not called "chicken carrot pea MSG fried rice" either, and it has all of those things in it anyways. Hah.
Anyways, it always bugs me, and I always want to tell them to put egg in it, but I never remember when I call. What ends up happening is that I put the thing of chicken fried rice in the ’fridge, and add egg later.
First, something completely unrelated. I cleaned the crap out of my kitchen. I scrubbed the stovetop as hard as I could, but I couldn’t get it to really shine. Don’t ask why I wanted the stovetop to be shiny. I don’t really have anything better to do these days. Regardless, I brought out some buffing compound I had used awhile ago for some parts on my car. Yes, automotive buffing compound. A few minutes later, the stovetop had a nice deep reflection to it, which was pretty much completely ignored by the camera:
Moving on, the first step in cooking anything is to put some oil in a frying pan.
Well, not the first step in cooking anything. In fact, it’s the first step in cooking just a few things. The problem is that it’s reflexive now. This morning, I was going to have some cereal, and I put oil in a frying pan instead.
This time, however, I’m supposed to put oil in a frying pan, and I did so with much excitement.
I probably should list ingredients somewhere around here.
| Ingredients:
- Old chicken fried rice
- Eggs
- Oil, to put in a frying pan
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These are two of the ingredients. Naturally, the oil is already in the frying pan at this point.
Add egg and chicken fried rice to frying pan, where it joins the oil. It’ll look something like this:
The next step is to sit and fiddle with the camera until it starts burning. Curse, throw camera on counter, and stir. Depending on how crappy your camera is (mine is pretty bad), your meal may have turned completely black at this point.
Stir it for a bit, looking for the batteries to your camera, which went flying all over the place when you threw the camera down. After you find the batteries, and the egg has caused everything to coagulate into a solid brick of "food", remove from heat and put into a plate.
Serve with a Coke for the ultimate in authentic uh...flavor.
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Posted at 4:01am on Wed, May 9 2007 by Chel:
NO Chinese place skimps on eggs! It’s like the cheapest thing they can add, and it adds an extra color! Hell, sometimes when I make fried rice, all I add to it are eggs.
Oh, and a random thought: maybe if you fried the egg first, and then chopped it up, and stirred it into the rice...it wouldn’t congeal? |
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